Reasons why you should date Jeffrey Dahmer
– He really likes animals.
-He’s a good cook.
-He could bring you chocolate home
-If you were ever stabbed, he’d know if it hit any major organs
-He’s very loving
-He is intelligent
-He is good looking
-He could prepare you the perfect cut of meat
-He’d always give attention and want your attention
-He’d say cute things like “oh, I could just eat you up!”
-He likes Black Sabbath
-He’s a sweet heart
-He would have a lot of home videos to play at your wedding
-He would build an alter to worship you
-He is sensual and sexual at the same time
-He dressed well
-He was honest and caring
-He’d always apologize when he was wrong
-He could make you laugh
-He’d never leave you
-He’d always have plenty of meat in his fridge
-He would always want you to touch him/be intimate.
-He knows all of the best clubs and bath houses
But, sadly, prisoners decided to kill probably the most remorseful inmate in history. But his ghost should be very date-able.